Hormel Isn’t The Only Company Producing Spam

For some reason, my email spam checker has now decided to allow spam in my email inbox, while sending some emails that aren’t spam to the spam section, meaning I now have to review all my spam, instead of just hitting the delete button.

 

Most mornings I wake up to 200-300 spam emails.  An email from “hookup” tells me someone wants to meet me tonight.  I am pretty sure that my wife would not OK that meeting.

 

Another email from “colon aid” wants me to detoxify my body.  Actually, at my age I probably ought to check out anything that is going to make my colon work better. Same with Phentremine Civ-xR, which states I can lose 30 lbs. in 30 days.  Sounds almost too good to be true to me, but it says it was featured on Oprah.  Does Oprah know that? 

 

I can also learn to fight fires and become a nurse on-line, after I obtain my masters degree, though maybe before I attend a prestigious psychology school that emailed me.

 

I am not sure about lasik surgery at only $299 per eye, although if the assembly line eye surgeon messed up my lasik surgery, I could get help with my personal injury cast today.  I better check that out anyway.  One of my best friends is a person injury attorney, so it might be him advertising.

 

I wonder if Christian Debt Help will help Buddhists who are overwhelmed by debt.  If not, the Buddhists could contact QuickPaydayCash, where financial relief is a click away. 1 Hour Loans will provide up to $1,500, and it doesn’t say you have to be a Christian to get a loan.

 

I was confused about an email from Panda Research.  What do I know about pandas?  I know the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha would like to make a deal with the Chinese government to be able to exhibit Pandas, but I figure they know a lot more about pandas than I do, so why should I help with their research.

 

I can sell my old gold at FastGoldCash or OldGoldCash, which I assume isn’t quite as fast.  I don’t want to sell my old gold anyway.  I am waiting until the price gets hire before I sell my stash.  Actually, that is me being ironic.  Other than the ring on my finger, I don’t own any gold.

 

Apparently “casting call” is looking for movie extras in my area.  Great!  If they need an overweight accountant/freelance writer who wears glasses and drives a Japanese car that is made in America, not an American car that is made in Canada or Mexico, I am available.

 

I don’t understand why some people call these emails spam.

 

 

 

 

 

~ by Ron Meyer on July 7, 2008.